Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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