He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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