the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
