PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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