It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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