Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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