i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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