Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
