yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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