Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
