Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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