Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize