just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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