I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Randomize
