What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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