Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Operation Purity has been aborted
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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