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The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
No subtext here. People are naked.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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