how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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