Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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