Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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