3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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