im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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