two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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