Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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Do I have a choice?
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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