just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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