seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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