I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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