don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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