Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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