Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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