Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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