we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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