So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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