At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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