Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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