there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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