you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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