sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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