dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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