Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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