absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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