my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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