He kissed a someone with a penis
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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