: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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