That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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