I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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