Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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