Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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