I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
