Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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