she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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