Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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