It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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