It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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